Fortunately I was an awful shot and no squirrels were harmed in making of this Lil' Steele story, so I returned to shooting stationary objects around the yard. As I was firing at an old willow tree plagued by fire ants, I began to feel a small pain in the center of my stomach. It felt as though someone was pinching, or flicking me. I ignored the pain and continued my attack on the fire ants. Gradually the pain grew, until I lifted up my shirt and saw small bruises the size of pin heads all over my abdomen. The bbs had been ricocheting off the tree and back at me.
Yep, I was a child prodigy alright...

2 comments:
LOL, LOL Good Post, I like Lil' Steele stories
yes, very funny.
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