I hope everyone is having a swell Thanksgiving, just thought I'd squeeze out a fresh post before attacking the ham again. Someone had brought a dog along with them on my plane home, and the guy sitting next to me felt the need to point this out everyone time the dog barked a little.
[dog barks]
Guy: What is that?
[5 minutes later the dog barks again]
G: What IS that?
[5 more minutes later the dog growls]
G: [turns to girlfriend] Hear that? What is it?
Me: I THINK it's a dog.
That shut him up. Christ, did he skip kindergarten or something? Dogs go woof.
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