Buffets Suck

I'm generally not a fan of buffets. The food is old, people can stick their fingers in it, and it's all the same lukewarm temperature. That being said, I was not happy when I was dragged to Furr's Country Buffet. The place was packed, and I would say that about 85% of the people there were over the age of 75, already a bad sign. I'm pretty sure really old people do not care what the food tastes like, because the food was nasty. I picked the things I assumed were impossible to screw up: some fried chicken, mashed potatoes, macaroni, and some green beans. I think the macaroni was made with cheese sauce instead of real cheese, I'm becoming somewhat of a cheese connoisseur, (my favorite is munster). Since it's a buffet, there aren't really waiters, but people do come around to take your drink order, their shirts said, "Big Taste, Big Country, Big Value", they should've added, "Big People", because I saw some of the biggest people I've ever seen there. And as we were waiting in line to get to the buffet, I saw an old woman whip out her dentures and squirt some lemon juice on them. When she put them back in, she puckered her mouth and made little squealing noises, but it seemed like she enjoyed it. I'll have to try that when I'm older..

p.s. If you're ever in Albuquerque, don't go to Furr's Country Buffet.